(Source: makeupftw)

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

x

(Source: rpher)

hanukkahlewinsky:

mom: but honey, you’re special to *me*

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lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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wickedisgood:

The answers come at a price. Don’t miss the new Maze Runner trailer in two days! [x]

cigrains:

earthmoonlotus:

clubfukc:

dizzy-lizard:

this lady danced for all eternity

literally, mother nature.

I don’t care if I’ve already reblogged this.

nature is rad as fuck

cigrains:

earthmoonlotus:

clubfukc:

dizzy-lizard:

this lady danced for all eternity

literally, mother nature.

I don’t care if I’ve already reblogged this.

nature is rad as fuck

(Source: tattooedtaint)

I wanted to
hurt you
before you could
do the same
to me,
yet I am
always
the one in bed
crying.

bagmilk:

when people ask you personal questions

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(Source: heteroh)